Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired

"That's my only motivation, is not to be hassled. That and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired."
Not now, Lumbergh. JD has a meeting with the Bobs in a couple of minutes. They called him at home. JD was feeling hassled by people unsatisfied with his .133 batting average, his 19 strikeouts that's the second-highest of all AL outfielders, and his 10 weak ground balls to the right side. In order to stop being hassled, he hit a grand slam. Expect a week of production and then a return to the same old JD.

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