Friday, December 28, 2007

Hey Pete: You Can't Bet On Baseball

It’s that soul-sucking time of year again. Not too much is going on in baseball except for Hall of Fame balloting, and that raises the question we toil over every year: Should Pete Rose be reinstated and let into the Hall of Fame? I apologize to those who have read my opinion about this earlier, but this is the first late December in the history of HYD Baseball.

The answer? No. By no means should Pete Rose be let into the Hall of Fame. Not even posthumously. And here’s why.

In the light of the steroid discussions of the past several weeks, we’ve heard a lot about cheating in terms of the difference between winning and losing. The difference between winning a losing is the very fabric of what makes sports worthwhile. Though I certainly believe that steroids are a serious offense, it doesn’t compromise that fabric in that big of a way. The instances of players juicing is an example of players doing whatever they can (even if it means unethical things) to make sure they win the game on the field. Same with the spitball. For those who were not reading over the holiday, my beef with steroids isn’t that they’re cheating; my beef is the fact that they’re cheating AND that steroids are harmful substances.

What does compromise the fabric of all sports—the difference between winning and losing—is when a party doesn’t do whatever they can to win the game on the field. If a baseball manager makes strange decisions (I don’t mean leaving in Pedro or pitching Scott Proctor everyday) that might not be in the interest of winning the game, that’s a BIG problem. A problem much bigger than cheating to gain an advantage.

Right now you may be thinking, “but Pete Rose never bet against his own team!” Right. For 14 years, you’d probably be saying that he never bet on baseball, until he finally admitted to that just to try to get himself into the Hall of Fame…and to sell a few books. That’s like when Barry Bonds admitted to doing steroids…but not knowing what they were. Pete Rose lied through his teeth for 14 years and finally admitted a partial truth in a hideous act of obsequiousness. Before and after the “admission,” he hasn’t stopped whining about it.

People may also argue that he’s the all-time leader in sixteen different categories (according to Wikipedia). It’s a disservice to the game to keep perhaps the all-time best hitter out of the Hall of Fame, they may say. It’s a ridiculous argument. This is like saying that if you have enough hits, you are above the law. You may say that the law is too harsh, and that Rose should be let in once he dies. But the real one doing the disservice to the game is Rose himself.

There is a precedent to the discipline levied on Rose. That precedent, of course, would be the Black Sox scandal of 1919. Though the Black Sox were not even convicted by a court of law, eight players were banned from baseball forever by the first commissioner, Kenesaw Mountain Landis. This was a very strong (and no doubt controversial) move, but Commissioner Landis recognized a problem. If there wasn’t a very, very strong disincentive to become involved in gambling, the fabric that makes sports worthwhile—both sides trying the best they can to win the game on the field—is in jeopardy. Furthermore, it would tie the game of baseball and baseball players to organized crime (mob kingpin Arnold Rothstein is rumored to be the one behind the Black Sox scandal).

Every baseball player knows it. Pete Rose knew it. If you’re caught betting on baseball, it’s all over for you, no matter what. It’s been that way since 1920, thanks to tough, courageous measures on the behalves of baseball commissioners. We all know that the current commissioner is not only illiterate, but gutless, so it wouldn’t surprise me to see Rose in the Hall of Fame in the next few years. However, if that happens, it’s a disgrace to the game. Pete Rose knew he couldn’t bet on baseball, and he knew the consequences. He did it anyway and deserves absolutely no sympathy.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Happy Holidays to the Blog

Sorry I have been absent from blogging recently. Busy holiday season, not much happening in baseball, and I have said everything I want to say about steroids for now. Thanks to DV for holding down the fort.

I wanted to pop on really quick to wish DV and all of our readers a Happy Holidays. All the best to you and your families.

What has come to be known to people who know me as "The Blog" has now been in existence for almost one year. It was around this time last year that DV and I decided we were going to attempt to put this thing together. What that has turned into is exactly 404 posts, including this one, and who knows how many comments.

Those numbers are pretty amazing to me. Well over a post a day, and probably an average of about five comments per day, which is even more significant. All of this is thanks to our moderately sized, yet incredibly loyal and baseball intelligent readership.

I (and I know this goes for Danny too), have had a lot of fun with this. Really, lot of fun. Way more than I could have imagined, especially interacting so frequently with Boston fans. But everyone on this site, both New York and Boston, are really, really good baseball fans, which is what makes this so fun. On multiple occasions we have had Red Sox fans sticking up for Yankees players in an argument with a Yankees fan, and vica versa. While there have also been instances of bias, just the fact that we have had one such occurance where a fan takes his opinion over his team speaks to the level of fans that we have on this site.

I don't view this as a place for DV and I to write our opinions and for everyone else to read them. I look at this as a place for DV and I to start discussion, and go from there. It is the comments section that makes this thing go, and the success we have had getting intense yet articulate debate going there has been way beyond anything I anticipated.

So thanks to all of you for allowing DV and I to do this. I hope we have an even better second year. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

LOL BUT SIPTBALL PITCHERS R CHEETERS TOO!!!1

Since the release of the Mitchell Report, people have talked a lot about the "cheating" nature of using steroids and other performance-enhancing substances. People wonder why these juicers should be differentiated from people who cork their bats, steal signs, put too much pine tar on their bats, and--most notably--throw spitballs. People have talked a lot about Gaylord Perry, who pitched the majority of his career using the spitball and other means to doctor the baseball.

The latest assessment that I've read came in Sunday morning's Boston Globe. Written by Nick Cafardo, the article has a few quotes from Perry, who basically concluded that steroid users will eventually be let into the Hall of Fame.

To Cafardo's credit, he basically summed up the most logical argument about "steroids vs. spitballs." He writes, "The difference between Perry's cheating and the cheating going on nowadays is that a little spit or Vaseline wasn't going to hurt anyone. Steroids can kill you." Pretty much.

I remember reading Perry's tell-all autobiography back-to-back with Game of Shadows during Spring Break 2006. And I came up with the same conclusion. Perry's constant practice of doctoring the ball seemed sneaky, but extremely clever. There is nothing clever or subtle about steroids.

The spitball, by the way, was banned from baseball after the 1919 season for a few reasons: First, there was the flu epidemic, and throwing people's spit all over the place probably wasn't a good idea to prevent an outbreak. Second, players were having trouble seeing the ball, as it was stained by tobacco juice. It had nothing to do with "cheating" or "fairness."

Though he absolutely cheated a few times, Perry eventually got caught and was punished. George Brett got punished for his pine tar incident. Billy Hatcher, Albert Belle, and Sammy Sosa got punished for their corked bat incidents. The New England Patriots were punished for their cheating crime.

But none of those incidents of cheating actually harmed people, except for Eric Mangini's feelings. The use of performance-enhancing drugs (especially when many of these ballplayers have no idea how to use steroids properly) is much more serious than any of these other things because they present many risks to people's health and well-being. The use of these drugs by young athletes is a problem, and stiff penalties in baseball might mitigate these problems. Furthermore, it puts the players' health at risk as well--both the ones who have no remorse about juicing and the ones who feel that they must juice to keep their jobs.

Yes, fairness is an issue, as it is with the spitball, video cameras in football, and corked bats. But in this case, it is a secondary issue.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Let's Talk About The Past

We need someone else here to talk about the past. Jose Canseco is really the only one who’s done it so far. Ken Caminiti, Jason Giambi and Jason Grimsley have done it to a lesser extent. But beyond that, there hasn’t been anybody else talking about more of the story behind steroids in baseball. In the wake of the Mitchell Report, especially after so many players have admitted to the accusations within the report, right now is the perfect time for people to talk about the past.

The two people who come to mind the most would be Brian Roberts and Roger Clemens. The only dirt in the Mitchell Report on Roberts would be that he had conversations with Larry Bigbie about juicing. But sure enough, he admitted to doing it. And good for him. Also good for Pettitte, Fernando Vina, and all of those other guys. But as everybody in the entire country has concluded, the Mitchell Report addressed a very limited amount of things. Nobody wanted to talk; nobody wanted to participate. Rightfully so: If you snitch, you are like Eric Mangini, and nobody wants to be like Eric Mangini.

However, there are ways that guys can illuminate more details about this troubled past of baseball so that the information can be used productively going forward during baseball’s war on steroids. Radomski didn’t sell juice to either Roberts or Clemens. Those guys got it from somewhere else. It’s time to say how they got it.

Why Clemens? Well…he’s been the focal point of this entire fallout. He’s been called out specifically by John Smoltz and Curt Schilling, two prominent players who once admired him. (Good for Schilling—if you haven’t read what he wrote on 38pitches.com, you should. It was comprehensive, frank, and admirable.) Clemens has an option to prevent his legacy from being in the same place as Barry Bonds’s. Clemens has more credibility than Jose Canseco, who was the first to do it. And Clemens allegedly did drugs for a long, long time.

And he has a Hall of Fame plaque on the line. If he issues something significant enough—and I think he can—to change the game, I’d say he might have a chance to still make it to the Hall despite the steroids. He can get in by being an “innovator.” And to tell you the truth, Jose Canseco deserves to get in because of that as well. His true intentions aside—he has been the biggest catalyst as far as steroids in baseball go.

Obviously, this should not involve naming names. Bud Selig doesn’t know this because he didn’t read it, but the Mitchell Report (around page 135 of the PDF document) in detail described how strong the culture of silence and the insistence of keeping things “in the family” are. But not only are we talking about betraying the trust of your colleagues and becoming a pariah like Canseco did. We’re talking about drug dealers, which might put these guys’ livelihoods and even lives at risk. So no, I am not advocating naming more names for the safety of the informants. As I’ve said before, the names are incidental.

I want Roger Clemens to come right out and say that he did one kind of juice or another, starting in the year 1997 in Toronto. I want him to say that whenever they had games in San Diego, they smuggled stuff across the borders. I want him to say that he and Canseco, when teammates on my beloved 1995 Red Sox, started to have conversations about the costs and benefits of doing steroids and growth hormone. I want him to say that was referred to an unnamed dealer by an unnamed teammate. If he did (and I bet this is the case), Clemens should say that he got his stuff from a whole bunch of different sources: players from foreign countries, clubhouse attendants, Tony Montana, personal trainers, dudes in the gym, whatever. I want to know when he got the shipments (not August 4, 1998 or something, but I want to know whether he just got big shipments in March and used them all season, or if he got smaller shipments nonstop throughout the season. When was the big time to use: during the baseball season or during the off-season while recovering and building muscle? You know, doing his incredible workout regimen.

And it doesn’t have to be Clemens. I want to hear about the whole anatomy. If it’s Brian Roberts who wants to be a hero and issue a tell-all confession like Henry Hill did in the courtroom during the last scene of Goodfellas, so be it. But Clemens would probably be the best guy for it. He has absolutely nothing to lose, as his name is all but ruined at this point. His career is most likely over now. And if he does it, he helps baseball in a way that balances out the artificiality of his on-field performances over the last half of his career. It’s a way to differentiate himself from Bonds and McGwire, who refused to (respectively) tell the truth or talk at all.

In short, no names, but information. How did baseball players get juice? How often did they use juice? What kind of juice did they use, and how often did it change? Did most guys actually know what they were doing, or did they use it irresponsibly (like Giambi et. al named in the Canseco book)? This is stuff that would make the Mitchell Report and its aftermath a lot more complete, a lot more redeeming, and a lot more useful as baseball moves forward.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Mitchellcolbyroids.blogspot.com

Time to drop my final thoughts on the Mitchell Report. I apologize for the great length of this series, especially after Pat told me on Wednesday that the Mitchell/steroids issue was a “tired” one, but I am glad that the topic of performance-enhancing drug use is a hot-button issue with the passionate baseball fans we have on this website. There have been 80 (EIGHTY!) comments in the last week on mitchellcolbyroids.blogspot.com. But the bottom line here is that I think that if this report is used constructively, it will be able to make a big difference in making the sport of baseball better.

Even though Bud Selig didn’t read the report, I’m pretty sure even he knows that there were a lot of names dropped. They dropped the names of players who either had paper trails or even had conversations with Radomski or his clients. They dropped the names of managers and team executives, notably Theo Epstein’s, who acquired both Brendan Donnelly and Eric Gagne despite the fact that they were “juice guys.”

Mitchell insisted repeatedly in the report that the use of these names was simply to provide context for a larger problem: That there were many rings like the BALCO ring and the Radomski ring. Any of the names dropped on this list...any names dropped on the phony MSNBC list...none of them should really surprise anybody. The incentives to juice in the last 15-20 years in baseball significantly outweigh the incentives to not juice. A main complaint to baseball players who actually talked to Mitchell was "I'm not juicing, but he is, and he might take my job." Clean athletes shouldn't have to deal with that, because it inspires a desire to start using as well. Take it from me. I know that I have competed against dopers in track and field. I know of two teammates in the last eight years who were on illegal stuff.

The line of thinking that the names are the most important part of this report is not using this report constructively. Figuring out what the punishment should be for the guys who were stupid enough to get caught may be a highly-contested issue (just look at the previous comment sessions), but a much higher priority has to be keeping this from continuing. If that means “making an example” out of the guys who were dumb enough to get caught, so be it. ESPN reported that scientists are still years away from detecting HGH use through a urine sample. Therefore, short of negative publicity and the significant inherent health risks (which athletes apparently don’t care about), there is still very little disincentive for athletes to use HGH or other undetectable performance-enhancing drugs. And this is something that MUST be addressed by both MLB and the union. A good first step would be to read the report.

As far as the names go, do any of them really surprise you? The answer should be no. Do any of the names on the phony MSNBC list surprise you? It was irresponsible journalism for sure, but still, no, none of those names surprise me. I think because of the widespread use of steroids and HGH during the last two decades in baseball (in direct violation of many 35-year-old league policies, as outlined in the Mitchell Report), it is our responsibility as baseball fans to cast a doubtful eye on everyone who played. Unfortunate, yes. But this is what happens when players act like jackasses collectively and executives act possibly worse.

To address the issue discussed in over 30 comments in the last few days (by the way, thanks to everyone who spoke up), in my eyes, it is totally just to throw everyone who was caught under the bus. It doesn’t mean you can continue to idolize the players who weren’t caught, because that’s just the way the game was, is, and will continue to be until baseball successfully implements an effective drug policy. But once again, the names listed in this report are purely incidental; the name-dropping is just to make the real point—the way these drug networks work so that MLB and the union can find ways to stop similar activities—seem less confusing and more concrete.

Implicating certain individuals in this steroid probe does not warrant the hubbub that has resulted in it. All it should really do is change the previous attitude of “this guy possibly is a roidhead” to “this guy probably is a roidhead.” As far as “turning on” individuals like Bronx has said he would—and as he clearly has—it really shouldn’t be that much of a turn. Every guy to be named in this probe and any future probe should not throw anyone for a loop—it should just confirm all of our worst suspicions.If MLB and the Players’ Union basically re-grow a pair (that is an oblique steroid joke), these “worst suspicions” will be significantly reduced. It’s silly for anyone to think “HAHA, they caught the cheaters, Steroid Era: 1985-2007,” because the steroid era is still very much alive. It is so sickeningly simple to use but not get caught in the current testing program. Once again: They do not test for HGH. According to the Mitchell Report, 79% of active players in 2002 wanted a drug testing system. Five years later, I think it’s safe to say that that number is higher. So it’s time to abandon the nonsense that is happening right now, re-open the collective bargaining agreement, and implement a real drug testing system. After that, there will be a much lesser need to talk about asterisks, backne, and all that crap. Instead, in between November and March, we can talk about what we want to talk about again: Baseball.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Long Comments on Thursday (Part 3)

It's bus time. I wish I had taken notes on the responses by both Bud Selig and Donald Fehr, because both of those guys embarrassed themselves in their pressers. Not that they hadn't already embarrassed themselves in pre-steroid matters (like the 1994 strike), their handling of the steroid era, and the handling of the steroid testing measures, but Thursday was another example of how unprofessional both of these guys are.

Now I will admit very clearly that on Thursday, I had a bit of a problem doing my job. My phone was blowing up off the hook. I was getting emails. I was getting the fake list in the email and showing it to people. Simply said, I wasn't doing my job very well at all. However, the stuff I had to review on Thursday wasn't one of the most important documents in the history of my industry. Nor am I the head of the company.

So how is it, in three days, that Bud Selig couldn't review 409 pages of the Mitchell report? I mean, Harry Potter nerds (which include at least two frequent blog readers, I know for sure) can crank 800 pages in like 15 hours. And as far as I know, those books didn't have large pictures of checks and airbills. The Mitchell Report is not that hard of a document to read in a short period of time.

So this is an assignment to everyone here: What on earth was so important in Bud Selig's personal or professional life that he couldn't read the Mitchell Report in its entirety in three days? Instead of just saying he didn't read the thing, he should have at least done the Manny Ramirez thing and talk about his sixth or seventh sick grandmother...or at least something. I still can't get over the fact.

The other thing the commissioner said that made my eyes bug out of my head like Reche Caldwell was the fact that he used the word "continue," as in "baseball will continue to have a strong drug testing program to deter the use of performance-enhancing drugs." Oh my God. Selig obviously didn't read the document. The whole reason HGH is all the rage in baseball instead of steroids is the fact that THEY DON'T TEST FOR IT! But the fact that there is no blood testing and therefore is no HGH testing is apparently okay because they are "continuing" to have a good drug testing program. It's good to know that Selig is "continuing" to learn from the mistakes of the past fifteen years.

Meanwhile, Donald Fehr, head of the MLBPA, decided to play the "everyone feel sorry for me" card like A-Rod did on 60 Minutes Sunday night. Mitchell and the other meanies didn't give him the report until the day of. Mitchell and his meanies threw the MLBPA under the bus. Mitchell and his meanies dropped the names of players who disgraced the game but obviously didn't deserve to be embarrassed. Give me a break.

Mitchell threw the MLBPA under the bus by calling them "uncooperative," and Fehr, like a true third-grader, said the union-speak version of "nuh-uh." There are specific documents from the union listed in the report. Anyone who can read (sorry Bud Selig) can infer how uncooperative they were. The union is there to protect its players. Why not try to protect both the good name and the livelihood of union members who aren't juicing instead of protecting the secrets of the ones who did? The guy is a joke.

Fehr also spent a good five minutes patting himself on the back by "re-opening" the collective bargaining agreement twice to help institute a tougher drug policy in Major League Baseball. However, he continued to show defiance and is unreceptive at best when it comes to considering a blood test to determine whether a player is taking HGH. It's not hard to test for HGH with blood. It's not too hard to help MLB reach the cutting edge of drug testing compared to other sports. However, it is hard when you have a very strong labor union that is not looking out for the interests of its most virtuous members, instead sticking by their scummiest members who are more interested in signing lucrative contracts instead of keeping the sport more respectable than the disgraced sport of professional cycling.

Just want to say thanks to everyone who is actually reading my senior thesis on the Mitchell Report. I will have one more installment, likely being written Monday.

Not-So-Brief Observations From Thursday (Part 2)

I left off with starting to talk about the shortcomings of the Mitchell report. As far as I'm concerned, they really stem from two things, and neither of them were really avoidable. Mitchell and friends were put into this precarious position and had to make the best of it.

First, a problem lies in what they should do with these guys who were indeed caught. There are various levels of proof throughout the report. There are guys like Brian Roberts, who are implicated through hearsay. There are guys like Clemens, who has nine pages of narrative with many sources cited, both from a tell-all trainer as well as journalistic articles. There are guys like Rondell White, who has so many personal checks written to Kirk Radomsky that he might as well have put "steroids" on the "memo" part of the check. Since the time I started writing this mega-post, Clemens has denied all charges, Pettitte said he only used HGH twice, and other ballplayers will likely follow by denying these charges.

If you've been keeping up with the comment threads, one of our most loyal readers, who has a very tough stance on drug use, wants whatever records achieved by "juice guys" to be stricken from the records, just as they do in track and field. The majority feel that lesser punishment is in line. But if someone is to be punished, how much of a burden of proof is necessary? For some, just the mention in the Mitchell report is enough to indict. For Tim Kurkjian of ESPN, he needs proof of what drug is in question and needs to physically see Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens inject it into their butts. Baseball is not necessarily a criminal court with a high burden of proof. There are various degrees of guilty, and most people, including Kurkjian, want the criminal court burden of proof.

Another problem lies within the incompleteness of this report. The way it is perceived right now is sort of like if the feds got Gaspar Gomez and the Diaz Brothers (rival drug dealers in the movie Scarface) to talk about their drug clientele. They take the information from Gomez and the Diaz brothers, put the names in a report, and call the problem solved. Whoever's not listed in there obviously must be innocent. Those guys who were named in the fake MSNBC list must be totally absolved not only of the accusations, but of all suspicion. This is certainly not the aim of the Mitchell report, as the Radomski drug ring, the Signature drug ring, and the BALCO drug ring are just a few of what could be dozens, hundreds, or thousands of steroid rings that involve baseball players.

To return to the Scarface analogy, this would be if they ignored Tony Montana's empire or any other empire in all the other cities. I mean, they would be ignoring Mercury Morris's drug usage. Which is silly. The people named in the Mitchell report just happened to be the unlucky ones who were associated with the snitches. There are other players, including Boston Red Sox players, who are not associated with the snitches. A lot of fans missed this, and good for Mitchell to address the fact that these guys are a small fraction of the cheaters.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Brief Observations From Thursday (Part 1)

There's a lot of stuff to discuss when it comes to the Mitchell Report. I'm going to try to accomplish as much as possible here while still keeping it short. I plan on discussing the good and bad points of the report itself, the commissioner's reaction, union boss Donald Fehr's reaction, and both the phony MSNBC list and the real list of players.

First, the good. Many months, pages, and millions of dollars later, the Mitchell report is finally out. No more speculation on what will be there. A bad point, which I will hit later, is the fact that the information Mitchell got was very, very limited, but good for him for admitting that it's as limited as it is. Jose Canseco being pissed that A-Rod's not in there? Come on. He's missing the point.

The point of this report (not the investigation, but the report) was to outline the anatomy of a few specific drug networks and explain how they worked. The report explained the detail of the BALCO stuff, which was already explained in the book Game of Shadows, but it more specifically outlined the details of the Radomsky network. Referrals, personal checks, FedExes, and Express Mail receipts. There was absolutely nothing subtle about it, and many of the people who got busted are absolutely the dumbest steroid users of all of them because of their extensive paper trail. Players' reasons to do drugs were mentioned in a few instances, like Mo Vaughn's instance. These instances, after a bit of thinking, make a reader understand why a player would want to do this. Not that it makes it excusable. But the report definitely sheds a light "behind" who did what.

In the case of Denny Neagle, who was very good at producing a paper trail, the report noted that Neagle was already very familiar with HGH, inferring that Radomsky was one of many drug sources. Also a very notable disclosure as the Mitchell report tried to make the most out of very little information. I was impressed.

The most impressive thing about it is that it does give many recommendations, and as a result of 1) Mitchell's reputation, 2) the hype around this report, and 3) Congress looking for a reason to come down on MLB, I am confident that these recommendations will become a reality. A more comprehensive drug testing policy that tests for HGH. A transparent third-party testing policy. No, by no means are these recommendations groundbreaking. But it's different coming from someone in whom the sport invested $30 million instead of coming from some dude "from the Bronx" or some dude who claims he is "The GM." We can only hope this takes a lot of punch away from the MLBPA, which I believe is the strongest force against drug testing progress. Without MLBPA hindrance, I believe the Mitchell report is the first step toward the same stratosphere as track and field and cycling (which, obviously, are still several steps behind the dopers. Baseball as it stands, are several miles behind the dopers).

In my next post, I will address what went wrong with this report.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Briefly Weighing In On The "Investigation"

I know I haven't said much, and I really don't have much to say. Performance enhancing drugs are a problem, and it needs to be fixed in baseball. That said, that is why this "inivestigation", is a joke. It accomplishes nothing, and is nothing more than a research report on a very small portion of performance enhancing drugs' history.

I think the boys over at RiverAveBlues.com said it best with one of the points that they made. Roughly, this is the synopsis. If you are named in the Mitchell Report, that doesn't mean you took steroids. If you weren't named, that doesn't mean that you didn't.

That's pathetic, and is why this doesn't resemble an investigation at all. Naming only a small percentage of names, some of which may not even be 100% accurate as their isn't hard proof in many instances, while knowingly leaving off hundreds and hundreds of users, and accepting that reality without digging further, is laughable.

I have no problem with Mitchell or anybody involved in the investigation personally. That much is obvious, I know they are all great people. What I have a problem with is Selig and people at baseball sending people on this publicity goose chase in the first place, the results Mitchell got, and anybody accepting this as a serious step forward in regards to the performance enhancing drug issue in baseball.

That's why I'm moving on. I love this game. I love watching, talking, analyzing, reading, writing about it. And I am still going to love it just as much next year as I did in the past. I'm not going to let this silly investigation get in my way.

It's just unfortunate something more wasn't done with this time, energy, and resources, as DV so aptly pointed out yesterday, to make the game even better.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Stick to Mowing the Lawn

Big day in baseball today...or something like that. The much-anticipated George Mitchell report is due out at 2:00 PM today. New reports are saying it's assigning a lot of blame to both the MLB commissioners' office and the MLBPA for letting the steroid scandal get to where it was (not "is," of course, the problem's over--this is sarcastic). It's also going to have a list of players, including "MVPs and All-Stars," implicated as steroid users. I'm all thrilled. It's going to finally close the book on the steroid problem in baseball.

That is also sarcastic. This 21-month investigation has been an embarrassment, a total waste of time, money, and resources. I predict that a few days from now, it will be clear that Mitchell embarrassing himself and putting a negative mark on an otherwise tremendous career. If being involved with the Red Sox during this entire investigation isn't enough.

If you aren't part of the Colby contingent reading this blog, right now is a suitable time to learn that Mitchell's first job after graduating was mowing the lawns at Colby. While Howard Bryant of ESPN.com throws Mitchell and friends under the bus much more thoroughly and eloquently, I'm going to simply say that this entire report is 1) reactive instead of proactive, 2) a witch hunt, and 3) a half-assed effort and a total bag job just to make the government authorities shut up.

A great deal of time, money, cooperation, and other resources has been spent preparing this report. Moving forward, what is it going to do for baseball? Nothing. Mitchell and friends are going to tell us a story about how baseball, and specifically those 50-80 players, screwed up big time and let a big drug problem permeate the sport. Cool. We already know that story, and we sure as hell know there are more than 50-80 guys who did it. What is this going to do to the future of baseball? Is it going to result in stronger drug testing? No. Maybe instead of writing this little story, MLB should have worked with Congress in whipping the Players' Union harder for actual HGH testing in the game. Maybe they should have negotiated harder to lengthen the suspensions or toughen the penalties. As I said earlier, "50 games? Well worth it." What's 50 games if it's the difference between being paid $10 million and $40 million? Nothing. Which is exactly the net effect of this Mitchell Report. All it does is throw people under the bus. It does nothing proactive or productive at all. It's a waste of our money.

Secondly, I work about three-quarters of a mile away from Salem. Whatever happened over the border is nothing compared to the witch hunt that was the Mitchell investigation. Reports came out last night that the report is dropping names of "All-Stars and MVPs." I predict that the MVPs named include...Jose Canseco (wrote a book about it), Jason Giambi (is sorry about it), Ken Caminiti (talked to SI about it), and Barry Bonds (is going to jail for it). Real earth-shattering. Mitchell is going to name 50-80 guys, and he and MLB are hoping that we are really going to shower our hate on those 50-80 guys. That's pretty bogus, because more than 50-80 guys did drugs during the time period under question. At this point, so many guys did it that it's somewhat unfair to single out Manny Alexander while ignoring 10 other guys. Sure, it'll be nice to have someone to throw under the bus, but it's incomplete and it's a witch hunt.

It will be nice to rag on these 50-80 guys because they are probably the 50-80 stupidest steroid users during this time period. I believe I wrote this before, but how retarded are Paul Byrd and Rick Ankiel for getting drugs and paying for them with their own credit card? Whoever is named in this report most likely has a long paper trail. Mitchell is too professional to base these accusations on hearsay. And leaving a long paper trail when you are in the business of illegal drugs is something that will get you whacked if you're doing it with an organized crime syndicate.

Lastly, this investigation is hideously incomplete. I don't think Mitchell talked to nearly enough people. He never talked to Canseco. He didn't talk much to a lot of other guys, as Howard Bryant explained in his argument. It seems like a totally half-assed job. And why wouldn't it be? It's for a totally half-assed purpose. Does baseball really want to clean up the game? No freakin' way. They just want to show this report to everyone, pass the blame cake to everyone implicated in the report, and move on like nothing happened. After reading these 302 pages, baseball wants everyone to "close the book" (ha ha) on the steroid problem. Problem solved. Mission accomplished. While everyone's doing HGH without being tested, MLB is patting itself on the back for a job well done. If HGH or whatever new drug becomes a big enough problem, that's when MLB will reconvene and write another fairy tale. See you in ten years.

We'll probably talk about this report more when we see who these 50-80 names are. We'll probably all see players from our favorite teams. Oh well. They shouldn't have broken the law. And baseball shouldn't have let them break the law as easily as they did. Baseball is making a half-assed effort into bringing justice to the game--or at least to keep the appropriate authorities happy. Maybe it's making players fearful to do drugs because they don't want to be named in a report like this.

That's the only thing the Mitchell report has done to clean up the game from Friday December 14, 2007 on.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Let's Get Creative with Hideki Matsui

As I wrote last week, Hideki Matsui to the Giants makes sense for both sides. We should find out more in the next couple of days how much legs this thing has. I'm hoping a lot.

Reports have been swirling about who is involved on the Giants side. Who knows. Here's my take.

My suggestion, and I've read this in a few other places, is to get creative. Yes, Matsui has great value, and can get you some return. He won't get you as much as his numbers would indicate, however, because he is 33. Makes sense. My only question is, if this is the case, why not make Matsui a part of a package that can in fact get you something big? Why use a piece like Matsui to just get a marginal reliever? Even a pretty good one?

My suggestion would be to incorporate Ian Kennedy in the package and go after Tim Lincecum. If you think about it, it makes perfect sense for the Giants. Yes, they give up a bigtime arm, one of the best young ones in the game. But in return they get what would be the best bat in their lineup, as well as the Minor League Pitcher of the Year (not to mention a flyball pitcher in a massive ballpark, in the NL). Without giving up offense, they get offense. They give up pitching, but get a lot back. And they give up no age, service time, or money on the pitching side, which is a huge plus.

It also makes perfect sense from the Yankees side of things. They give up a great bat, but it is one they don't need with all the excess offense they always have (especially because he no longer hits in October). They also give up a really good pitcher with a high ceiling, but get one back with just as much, if not more. The one reservation from the Yankee standpoint, which I am totally on board with, is that Lincecum has injury written all over him. He's tiny, has a violent motion, already has a significant workload, and throws 100 mph. However, this risk is somewhat negated with A. Lincecum has no injury history, and he has always thrown this way, B. IPK could get hurt as well (albeit less likely because of his impeccable motion/delivery), and C. Lincecum can DEFINITELY pitch out of the pen in the late innings. He has the stuff and did it in college (in between starts, no less). With the wealth of young starters the Yankees have, they could really benefit both the 2008 team and the future with a fastball and hammer curve like Lincecum's (with bullpen experience) pitching the 8th or 9th innings.

The only wrench I can see is that the Giants get hung up on the fact that they are giving their best pitcher away and not getting Joba or Hughes in return, who people consider to be the Yankees' best pitchers. First, this is dumb. IPK was Minor League Pitcher of the Year. Not only could he be be the best of the bunch, but even if he isn't, he could be really, really good. Good enough to be a lot of other team's best youngster, as there is a legitimate chance he'll be in 2008's Top 10 prospects, definitely Top 25. The Yankees' shouldn't get punished for having a lot of good young pitchers. Second, the Yankees are giving Matsui as well, which is significant. If Sabean wants Joba or Hughes, you could make the case the Yankees could make a Joba or Hughes for Lincecum trade strait up trade and lose (same could be said for IPK, but let's not get into that...the fact that Lincecum can pitch out of the pen is of great value), so they would DEFINITELY lose a Matsui PLUS Joba or Hughes for Lincecum deal.

This sounds good to me. Let's make it happen.

Monday, December 10, 2007

God bless amERICa

In what other country can you make $10 million in one year after being incompetent? Aside from situations of hyperinflation, in what other industry in any country in the world can you flat out fail to do your job for a third of the year, bringing much more harm than good to your organization, and still somehow finagle yourself a 67% raise in guaranteed money? Maybe at 2:30 every afternoon from now on, I should ask my boss for a project due at the end of the day, then conspicuously blog all afternoon, leaving the project unfinished. If my life was like Eric Gagne's (or Peter Gibbons's), that would result in both a promotion and a big pay raise.

The relief pitching market has gone absolutely haywire, and Eric G. is just another example of this. I'm calling him Eric G. because by the end of the week, I will be writing about another Eric. I have a hunch that the other Eric, who has a big mouth and is camera shy, probably won't be too happy around 4:15 Sunday afternoon.

I mean, a small part of me says good for Eric G., as a $10 million contract may relieve the issues that started in July 2007 and may some time resurface on a psychiatrist's couch in Montreal somewhere. A small part thinks this is sad because another Boras client got a big payday for no apparent reason (please refer to last night's post). But the biggest part of me wants to throw up because of the tremendous inefficiency in the free agent relief pitching market.

First of all, and most importantly, since the closer role was brought to baseball in the Dick Radatz era of the 1960s, how many closers have really had long-term staying power? Not many. Even lately, there have been far more Billy Koches, Dan Kolbs, Mark Wohlerses, Keith Foulkes, Jeff Zimmermans, and Heathcliff Slocumbs than there have been Mariano Riveras, Trevor Hoffmans, Jeff Reardons, and Lee Smiths.

Stated simply, lots of relief pitchers, especially closers, have 3-4 good years, then fade back into obscurity. Being a relief pitcher itself is a crapshoot. I have cited this guy's stats a lot of times, but look at Rudy Seanez. His ERA+ ranges from 71 to 151 year-by-year. It went from 151 to 83 to 75 to 133. It is asinine to throw a lot of money at these guys, because like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Throwing a lot of money at these guys is like eating a box of chocolates if you have a severe peanut allergy. They might make you happy, but they might end up giving you hives and sending you to the ER.

Billy Koch had four straight years of 30+ saves. He had 19 for the rest of his life. And it's not because he changed roles on his teams. Who's to say that Scott Linebrink and Francisco Cordero, both of whom are over the age of 30 and both of whom signed lucrative four-year deals, aren't going to turn out like that? It happens just about as often as it doesn't happen.

Buster Olney writes that Milwaukee signing Gagne to only a one-year deal is a good call, even if it is for obscene dollars. At least the peanut allergy guy can only break out into hives for one year instead of four. Yes, I can't believe I'm agreeing with the thought that this deal is a good idea for the Brewers.

But back to my original thought. The Brewers and whoever else may have been bidding in this neighborhood for Eric G., who imploded in a Red Sox uniform the way Alex Rodriguez implodes in October, have to be out of their freaking minds. Acquiring this guy even for one year is taking a tremendous, tremendous risk. I ripped the Red Sox for thinking about signing this guy for $5 million a year last year because he had only pitched 15 1/3 innings in the previous TWO seasons. Wonder why he blew up the way he did?

The fact that in 2005-6, he pitched only 15 1/3 innings still stands. The way he performed from July 23, 2007 until the end of the season is further evidence that this guy is not worth ten million dollars. But somehow, world-renowned bad, bad man Eric G. got a $4 million raise.

God bless amERICa.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

This Post Is Three Days Late

Despite its lateness, I still have to say a few words to mark the occasion.

Happy anniversary to Theo Epstein and the Boston Red Sox. It was December 6, 2006 when the organization acquired--in the same day, no less--both Julio Lugo and Nancy Drew for a combined $106 million. Thursday at work I categorized it as the worst day of my life. Poor Pat really got an earful when that one happened; he can attest to that.

This is the part where I would talk about how much of a genius I am, but that wouldn't be fair. Everybody in the world, except briefly my boys Matt and John (who are essential HYD Baseball readers), were in agreement that wasting a roster spot apiece for each of these two guys until 2010 (2011 for Drew) was a bad idea. Despite my assertions that M.I.A.M.I. (Money Is A Major Issue), people still insist that the Red Sox' spending doesn't matter because "it's not my money." What bothered me equally about this deal is the number of years given to each of these guys.

Lugo was habitually a Red Sox killer in Tampa Bay, but after being tradedto Lost Angeles, he was relegated to a platoon player role. Maybe there was a reason for that, I argued, because at the time the Red Sox were already in love with the guy.

If that "maybe" wasn't proven in his two months in LA (.219/0 HR/10 RBI), I don't really know what could prove it. I remember telling Matt that Lugo was a borderline major leaguer. After December 6, 2006, he was a borderline major leaguer making $9 million a year and taking up the starting shortstop role on my favorite team until I'm 25. That made me queasy. Matt told me to just wait until the Julio Lugo era played out. Okay, fine.

If the two months in LA didn't prove that Lugo wasn't any better than a glorified Alex Cora, maybe his six months in Boston removed all doubt. People talk about how much Roger Clemens earned per pitch. Taking into account only his offense (and I know tomorrow morning my boy Craig will talk about his defensive "brilliance," the story of Hercules, or other myths), Lugo got paid over $53,000 for every time he didn't make an out in 2007. This guy was supposed to be a leadoff hitter, and his OBP was .294. He hit .089 with a .310 OPS in June. He struck out more than twice the amount of times he got a hit in that month.

It wasn't just one bad month either. He hit .209 in May. On July 2, his cumulative batting average was .189, dead last out of every person with enough at-bats for batting title eligibility. If Dustin Pedroia had a season like Lugo's, especially the first half, he would have been banished to the Greenville Drive. If Alex Cora posted a campaign this bad, he would have been designated for assignment faster than J.C. Romero.

I will post the second half of this post below, so you can read it in two parts at work tomorrow.

This Post Is Three Days Late (Part 2)

The Lugo acquisition was only half of the reason (or maybe 36/106 of the reason) that on Thursday I celebrated the anniversary of such a dubious event. The other part of this was just the beginning of a two-month-long soul-sucking saga that involved shoulder injuries, tampering accusations, and Bob Ryan becoming a rapper. Two things it didn't involve was counting All-Star appearances or 101-RBI seasons.

The other part is the Mystery of the $70 million contract. Why did the Red Sox sign JD Drew? Once again, I told Matt specifically that the guy was a glorified Trot Nixon. An injury-prone right fielder on the wrong side of 30 who struggles against lefties and might not be qualified to play everyday. Except Boston could have gotten Nixon for one year and $5 million where Matsuzaka pimped out Drew for 5 years and $70 million.

Drew was hyped as the next Mickey Mantle a long, long, long time ago. Maybe it was because his agent, Scott Boras, had him hold out for a year and play a season in the Northern (independent) League. But at the major league level, he has been, in no uncertain terms, more of a disappointment than Mark Prior. Over the course of his career, he has never exceeded 100 RBIs or 31 home runs. Yes, he hit .320 one year. So did Trot Nixon (.315 to be exact). Yes, he walks a lot. But a number-five hitter is supposed to hit the ball hard and for power. There had been reports that he doesn't like to play hurt, and that he's a lackadaisical player who actually thinks the things Manny Ramirez said. He sucked against lefties (.259 in his career). He was grossly overpaid in Los Angeles, but opted out of this contract, bringing immense joy to True Blue Nation (get used to the name). The Red Sox signed him anyway.

Once again, everyone hated this signing. You already know how I felt. But once again, some people held out hope that JD Drew wasn't going to be awful and that he would do something with the fact that the Red Sox had the worst stats out of the 5-hole in the major leagues in 2006. Of course, that changed in 2007--but not at all thanks to JD Drew.

One hundred and thirteen of his at-bats (24.2%) involved outs hit to either the second baseman, first baseman, or pitcher. He only got 126 hits, which is dangerously close to that previous total. Drew was benched against lefties after hitting .224 against them. He hit .171 in May. The supposed #5 hitter had as many home runs (11) as Rick Ankiel did in 41 starts. The guy with a swing tailor-made for Fenway Park waited four months to hit his fourth wall-ball off the Green Monster. He almost doubled his career high in double plays. If you want more dirt on Nancy Drew, please refer to this link. Just make sure you have an afternoon to devote to reading it.

The problem is, this season, no matter how horrible, isn't even that much of an anomaly for Nancy Drew. His 2002 stats (the year after the .323 year, at age 26) are just as nauseating. Yes, he bounced back slightly, but there is a reason Drew is a zero-time all-star. He's just not that good. Everyone expected him to be short of terrible in 2007, and now they're saying the same for 2008. Having that home run in the ALCS helps.

Though he might be better next year, most replacement-level players are better than he was in 2007. After reviewing his 2002 numbers, anyone can hopefully tell that 2007 wasn't that much of an anomaly. He's just not that good.

I'm not sure what the purpose of this two-part post was. Maybe it is venting. Maybe it's putting those two guys' 2007 seasons to rest. Maybe it's a big "I told you so."

Either way, I am not holding out much hope that 2008 will be much better than 2007 for either of those guys. In 2007, I predicted they would be a $106 million disaster. My 2008 prediction is more of the same.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Matsui on the Block, HankSteinJr.'s Music to My Ears (Until He Changes His Mind)

Matsui to the Giants? Now we're talking business Brian Cashman.

Hideki Matsui isn't the star he was '03-'05. He isn't the most clutch hitter in the Yankees lineup anymore. But you can mark him down for 100/100/20/.295 every year. On 80% of the teams in the Majors, that's one of your best hitters. On a 25% of teams, that's someone they don't have one of. 100/100/20 is pretty darn good. The Yankees just don't need it, especially because Matsui doesn't hit in October anymore either.

If Coco Crisp, at a lousy 60/85/6/.268, is a bargain and bigtime trading chip at $10.5 million over the next two seasons (correction: combined) in the outfield, then so is Matsui at $13 million per.

Matsui is particularly attractive to an NL team looking for a bat, because he will probably abuse National League pitching. He is streaky, but I'd say he'd be less so in the NL, and would probably relish being "The Man" in a lineup, something he was in Japan, but never was in New York because of the surrounding talent. A lot of teams would be happy with his career averages, but I wouldn't be surprised to see a hike in production in a new setting, like San Fransisco.

San Fransisco, in turn, has the kind of pitching the Yankees would want in return. I don't know how high they could go on the Giants ladder for Matsui alone. And I also know that no package where Matsui is the key name can net Lincecum. But Noah Lowry? Matt Cain? Maybe. And that would be great for the Yankees. Add another young arm for a bat you don't need. A very mini Hanley Ramirez trade, the kind of trade that I love, makes a lot of sense.

Changing topics (and sorry I've been writing about multiple topics in seemingly every post lately), HankSteinJr., who never gets tired of talking, spoke about his desire to be self-sufficient. He wants to win with Yankee-raised players.

As everyone knows, I'm all about this. The entire list of quotes was music to my ears. He talked about patience. He talked about holding onto youngsters. He talked about how the Yankees have the best young pitching in the minors and majors. He talked about more being on the way. Basically, he wants to turn the Yankees into a machine. Create a situation where you get at least one Cano/Philly/Joba every year, to the point where there isn't enough room for all of them. This would take a few years. And Boston might continue to be a notch above during those years. But if it ever happened, it would be tough for Boston or anybody to turn it back.

All true stuff. All sounds great. All very possible. The Yankees have the resources to build a farm system where, even if they had a 10% success rate, the team would be stacked. They can sign and sign and draft and draft at what is huge money compared to what everyone else would pay but chump change to the Yankees. It would be a beautiful thing. And it was beautiful to hear the Yankees' owner, after three decades of operating all over the place, talk about doing it that way.

I'll enjoy it until HankSteinJr. trades three of them in two weeks.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Joba's Next, Detroit Trade, and the Mets

Thanks to everyone who contributed to the post two down. I think 27 comments is a record. Cano is better than Pedroia.

Joba Chamberlain was voted ESPN The Magazine's "Who's Next?" winner. Good to see everyone else buys into the hype. Listen, I like Joba. A lot. I think he has star written all over him. I just think Phil Hughes does to. Just because Joba is a fan favorite doesn't mean he's a better pitcher. It also doesn't mean Phil Hughes should be traded. Philly was a fan favorite too, once coined "The Franchise", before someone who threw harder came along. Throwing hard doesn't matter. Getting outs does. Last I checked, they both get a lot of outs, and are both 21 years old. Joba being Next doesn't matter. The only thing I care about is that they both throw their Next pitch in a Yankees uniform.

While I'm on this topic, how disgusting is ESPN? Who's Next? Who's Now? Who cares! Can we get something of substance? Something that pertains to sports news and analysis? Something that isn't the cheesiest thing I've ever seen, read, or heard? Outside of .com, which will only take you so far, you can't go anywhere near ESPN if they don't have a game on, and even then you might need to put it on mute. It's so gross.

The Detroit trade. I don't know where I am, majority or minority. But I couldn't be more unimpressed. Yes, they are going to have a great lineup. But I don't think Dontrelle Willis is that good, and that is in the NL. Since he is moving to the AL, I consider this a trade for just Miggy. And the Tigers gave up six prospects, including their two best (Maybin and Miller), to get this one player. That's a lot.

Simply put, still don't think the Tigers have enough pitching to get serious. I've documented my feelings on fastball/slider only pitchers in this day and age in this space on numerous occasions. I don't think they can really exist anymore, for many reasons. The Tigers now have the most prominent fastball/slider only righty (Bonderman) and lefty (Willis) in baseball. Both posted ERAs over 5.00 in '07, and neither won more than 11 games. That staff is Verlander and hope for the best. Who cares that they added a huge bat?

The Mets are starting to kick a little bit this off-season. Good thing. I was starting to wonder if they still existed. After the biggest regular season collapse in history, it is amazing that they have been able to fly under the radar the way they have. While this tickles me to no end (because Mets fans were so obnoxious when they were in first place and the Yankees weren't, calling New York the Mets city...we all know how that one ended up...it is great to see the Yankees dominate the off-season as well), I would like the Mets to catch their heat.

After the way that season ended, and considering all of the pieces they are missing on the pitching side, how do they not go get Santana? It appears they are finally getting involved. They are the rare case where Santana is a great fit, all prospect and financial prices considered. The Mets have a great offense, one that is built, particularly in the NL, to win now. But their pitching is absolutely miserable, starters and the pen alike. They also have a fairly mediocre farm system, one that certainly isn't growing in a way where they could sit back and let the kids take over. They are a team that needs to win now, and they do have a few top prospects. They should take them (Fernando Martinez, Carlos Gomez, Phil Humber, and Mike Pelfry), and trade for Johan Santana. He'll be untouchable in the NL, and will be a great attraction for CitiField (just as cheesy as ESPN, btw). Not to mention a way to help the whole organization and fan base get over that collapse.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Yo Quiero Mas Dinero

May 5, 2008, 9:05 AM

Scott Boras announced today that he is suing Yum! Brands for royalties his client, Jacoby Ellsbury, deserves. In Game 2 of the 2007 World Series, Ellsbury, a member of the Boston Red Sox, stole second base. This stolen base implemented the offer of a free beef taco to everyone in America from Taco Bell, a division of Yum! Brands, in the "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" campaign. Boras claims that his client's contributions generated a great deal of "marketing revenue" and that his client deserves a cut of said revenue.

"I was thinking somewhere in the vicinity of one hundred percent," Boras said.

As the clock struck midnight last night, Boras promptly faxed forty pages worth of notes and projections to how much money Taco Bell made through the "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion. His estimates of $40 million are almost double the assumption that the fast food chain gained $8 million in free advertising (according to CNBC) and $12 million in profit margin through sales of other products while customers picked up their free 77-cent taco on October 30, 2007.

"Jacoby Ellsbury is singlehandedly responsible for a staggering amount of Taco Bell's revenue in the 2007 fiscal year," said Boras. "He may be only 25, but he projects to be a better spokesman than even Peyton Manning. And that guy's pretty good, if you like six-foot-five, 230-pound quarterbacks with a laser, rocket arm."

Taco Bell executive Robert Savage was shocked and chagrined by the effrontery of Boras, stating that if there were any other talks, he would have been open to tossing a few dollars to Ellsbury, who is making the major league minimum as a rookie this year. "I never got a single phone call from him or any offer to settle," Savage said. "There was no prior communication."

Savage was also irked by the timing of this announcement. "I don't think there is a coincidence that Boras sent this fax to a Mexican-American food chain on the first minute of Cinco de Mayo." Savage said he had already received phone calls from the Mexican embassy, claiming that the timing of this publicity stunt was disrespectful to the magnitude of Cinco de Mayo, a holiday celebrated in both the United States and Mexico, two of the countries most passionate about baseball.

According to the Boras document, Ellsbury wants a series of "marketing incentives," as October 30 broke the all-time record of taco transactions in a three-hour period. Boras and Ellsbury are requesting a total of $40 million: $7 million for eclipsing the fifth to second largest transaction totals in the history of Taco Bell. They are requesting an additional $12 million for beating the all-time record set between 11PM and 2AM on May 25, 2006, reportedly a result of the munchies encountered by Taco Bell junkie J. Lester and friends in Nashua, New Hampshire.

When Ellsbury was contacted, he was unaware of any of these legal proceedings. Fellow Boras client Johnny Damon, currently the New York Yankees' fourth outfielder, called us to offer the following statement: "Jacob E. Ellsbury, um, got disrespected by Taco Bell, um, just like I got, um, disrespected by the, um, Red Sox. He's just one of many, um, players who, had to replace, um, me."


Jacoby Ellsbury, as noted in the comments section of the last post, has climbed aboard the Scott Boras bandwagon. I understand that Boras does a very good and comprehensive job in getting his clients the most money. But at the same time, he engages in predatory negotiating practices. I have said this many times already, but I would say that selecting Boras to represent you is basically to say that you prioritize things other than winning when it comes to your baseball career. That is not okay with me and I don't want people like that on my favorite team. I know it's inevitable, especially with a team that 1) isn't afraid to overspend on baseball players and 2) has a good relationship with this slimeball. But after the way this winter started for Boras, I was hopeful that players would realize the stigma that is associated by being a Scott Boras client.

Maybe they do, but they just don't care. And it hurts especially hard when it's Ellsbury that knows but doesn't care. I was looking forward to rooting for a guy who can hit, run, and play center field, but isn't a total idiot with a big mouth and bigger ego. I thought there was the opportunity to keep this guy as a somewhat cost-effective way to win games. But now there won't be any long-term deals, just arbitration fights and losing the guy to free agency. And those headaches will be taking place shortly after the best off-season of my life (the 2011 offseason, when we are finally free toniiiiight from Nancy Drew).

Rationally, this is not that big of a deal. But when I'm trying to be human--optimistic and emotional--this one hurts really bad. I have been very critical of Boras clients on the Red Sox because, after all, they're Boras clients. It's hard to think of them as Red Sox because they either 1) screwed the Red Sox or 2) will soon screw the Red Sox. No franchise needs guys like this. I really hope Ellsbury is traded for Saltalamacchia. Coco Crisp is not that bad, and having Saltalamacchia will prevent another long, arduous, soul-sucking Boras negotiation regarding Captain Intangible. Solving a catching problem for a long time, as well as taking two more Boras clients off the books, would be a better solution for the Red Sox than acquiring Santana.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

"The ladies are dirty. Just walk away."

Another layer in the Santana drama unfolded this weekend, as the Yankees retaliated to the Red Sox' token leaked offer as reported on Thursday. They put Phil Hughes on the market. Then the Red Sox retaliated by putting Ellsbury on the market. This is getting ridiculous. I can speak for both of us by reiterating that both teams should just walk away.

Pat and I spoke this weekend, and we feel differently about this issue. I would actually consider this trade worthwhile if the Red Sox only had to relinquish Jacoby Ellsbury, Jed Lowrie, and Michael Bowden. Likewise, if I were the Yankees, I would consider this trade if it meant Phil Hughes, Melky Cabrera, and Alan Horne. You don't know what Ellsbury, Lowrie, Bowden, Hughes, and Horne will be. They might be Jeff Bagwells and Dan Harens...but they might be Sam Militellos and Brian Roses. Pat cited the #1 pitching prospects in the last 10 years: for every Justin Verlander and Josh Beckett there is, there are four Zach Grienkes and Scott Ruffcorns.

You know what Santana is. He's one of the best pitchers in baseball. Though he might not be three years from now, he is now, and he can be somewhat counted on for next year. It would be the difference between an AL East race and a blowout for the Red Sox. It would be the difference between having a chance to win in October without relying on Alex Rodriguez and, well, losing in October.

The stumbling block for me, as I just wrote a few days ago, is the money and the years. I would not want my team to outspend the Yankees overall, only to see him go 13-12 with an ERA of 4.50 when he's 34. I would not want my team to outspend the Yankees overall to see him undergo Tommy John surgery at the age of 32. Independent of how the prospects do, that's a lot of money for little production. Kind of like JD Drew.

Pat, on the other hand, is from the school that the money doesn't matter. If Santana were on the free agent market looking for $30 million a year for six years, it is worth the risk. Sure, his arm might fall off. But if having him there means they can one World Series without compromising future World Series, it's worth it. Pat has a lot of faith in the ability of these young guys. He thinks they have the potential to be rare enough that you can't just get them in the free agent market, being unable to overlook the Becketts and the Verlanders while looking at the Ryan Andersons and Paul Wilsons. He raises good points. He'd rather spend unprecedented money on guys who are good instead of paying high money for stiffs. The way you save money in the baseball business is retaining prospects. Hard to argue.

But both of us conclude that the Red Sox and Yankees are in too deep. Whether you're from Pat's school of retaining prospects or from my school of not spending money when you don't need to, this situation is the same. You can clearly notice the risk here, like the surveillance vans around all the Mercedes Kip Raines had to boost in Gone in 60 Seconds. The risk is way too high. It's not like Hillary Clinton paid someone to create a hostage situation for the Red Sox and Yankees here. They can leave these negotiations at any time.

Just walk away.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

What else can I say, that's a hell of a price!

I'm not here to report the news; I'm here to analyze it. I was in the car with the radio on pretty much all day today, so I can tell you straight up that the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported that the Red Sox have offered Coco Crisp, Jon Lester, minor league SS Jed Lowrie, and either Justin Masterson or Michael Bowden (both pitching prospects). But you already know that. Upon first glance, that sounds like the Red Sox are lowballing the Twins, and it's a deal that makes a lot more sense than including guys like Ellsbury or Buchholz. Sure, fair enough.

For the purpose of this argument, let's say that the Twins are really eager to unload this guy and that the Yankees or Mets (I'm thinking he'll end up in Queens, honestly) don't offer a better deal.

Theo Epstein once said that the free agent market is a very inefficient market. Well, duh. That's why everyone's trying to land Santana before he hits free agency. But at this point, is it any different? The answer is a resounding no.

Santana has a no-trade clause, and he won't accept a trade until he gets a new contract. He told the Twins to stick it when they offered him 6/120. Yikes. Rumor has it that he's looking for 6/150. Guess what: $25 million a year is free-agent-market money. So essentially, the Red Sox would have to surrender these four guys (or more likely, either Buchholz or Ellsbury) AS WELL AS pay the guy $25 million until he's 35.

Paying the guy free-agent money plus giving away four key personnel is even less efficient than giving a guy just free-agent money. The sky is blue. The obvious statements here are going to be over until the last sentence of this post.

You've heard as many times as I have that Santana's the "best pitcher in baseball," blah, blah, blah. They're not in love with Johan Santana now. They're in love with Johan Santana three years ago when they used to watch him in his silk shirt and spandex pants singing into the microphone like David Lee Roth and posting an ERA of 2.61. Not that Santana's performing wedding gigs at sixty bucks a pop nowadays with his 3.33 ERA, but guess what? He's not the same! He's been in the top ten in innings pitched for four years in a row. His WHIP is up. He surrendered nine (NINE!) more home runs this year compared to last, and will that get better for a lefty pitcher in Fenway Park? Plus, I don't need to post the analysis that Pat wrote a few hours ago.

The guys on WEEI are saying that he's more valuable because he's a lefty. I used to believe that, but then I started thinking. Is an out recorded by a lefty more valuable than an out recorded by a righty? If so, maybe I'd be playing baseball instead of blogging and running marathons. If a lefty faces 21 batters, surrenders three singles, one walk, one home run, and strikes out seven, is it different from a righty doing so? You don't need me to answer that question.

Lefties are more valuable when they have similar skill sets as righties. As a lefty with a 52-MPH fastball and a curveball that works twice a year, I might retire more beer league batters than a righty with a 52-MPH fastball and curveball that works twice a year. Same goes with guys being drafted and same goes--to a lesser extent--with relief pitchers, as their stats vary greatly from year to year (ask Rudy Seanez). If Johan Santana has the fifth-best statistics in the American League, just being a lefty doesn't make him the "best pitcher in baseball."

As I wrote in the comment section, Santana is going to be 29 in March. Some idiots compared this trade to trading for Pedro Martinez. Pedro was 25 when he got traded. By the time he was 29, he wasn't really the same. Same with Tim Hudson. Kevin Brown got Santana-level workload for about five years straight, including the first two years of his big contract, and we all know what happened to him after that. I have no beef with Santana, but I hope he isn't at the point that he's going to start declining. But you have to at least wonder. As I wrote, six years at $25 million for a guy who is coming off of an 13-loss season with a significant jump in ERA, home runs, and WHIP SCREAMS Kevin Brown or Mike Hampton. By 2012 (the year after JD Drew), while their high-level prospects surrendered in this trade may or may not be helping the Twins contend, whoever decides to make this deal will be stuck paying $25 million for nothing but a Captain Santangibles.

I understand the Red Sox' wealth of trading chips right now. They should be used to acquire a catcher of the future. Coco plus a high-level prospect, such as Bowden or Masterson, for Saltalamacchia? I'd pull the trigger immediately. The team's pitching staff, as is, is still elite and--in relation to a rotation with Santana--comparatively price-effective. Their catching situation starting in 2009 might be a mess if Varitek and Boras look for ridiculous dollars. Saltalamacchia would remedy that issue. So what I'm trying to say is, the Red Sox can make a $150-million investment in preventing Bronx's "the Sox spend more than the Yankees" satisfaction, and keep four prospects/trading chips in the process.

The Red Sox should not, by any stretch of the imagination, sign Johan Santana.

Could I Be Getting My Guy?

Maybe two years ago.

There is a chance, perhaps a good one, that Aaron Rowand, formerly "my guy", could end up in a Yankee uniform. There have been multiple rumors that the reason Rowand isn't signing anywhere is because his agent has been informed by the Yankees to wait. Wait, because they are trading Cabrera, and then have an interest in Rowand.

Two years ago, during the 2005 season, I loved Aaron Rowand's game. Nothing flashy on offense, but solid. Tremendous defense. Played hard. Like Dustin Pedroia. Except he actually played hard.

At that time, I would have been in love with the idea of getting Rowand. But not now, not to replace Melky. Not at a seven year age differential. Not at the price Rowand is going to cost, which is going to be too much, even though he is very good. Every contract is too much.

Most importantly, there is no reason to believe Melky can't one day develop into a Rowand type player. In fact, if there was one center fielder in baseball you might project Melky to be, it would probably be Rowand. It took Rowand until he was 25 to put up numbers, in a partial season, like Melky put up over full seasons at ages 22 and 23. Melky probably isn't going to be a star (although he could be), but he could be on an Aaron Rowand level.

This is in line with my general beliefs for the Yankees' off-season. Just hold on to everyone. The only way you can really get hurt is if the Red Sox get Santana (which they won't for that awful offer of Crisp, Lester, Lowrie, and Masterson/Bowden). And that would only hurt for a few years. Long term, the Yankees would actually benefit from the Red Sox making such a move. It's a strength in numbers thing as far as the Yanks are concerned. Hold onto these youngsters, and you are bound to get your own aces and offensive monsters.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Back to Blogging

Meaning not about A-Ring-Less of course.

Why not our favorite topic, as well as the main point of this blog. Yankees. Red Sox.

Interesting situation everyone on this blog finds themselves in as a fan. If you're a Red Sox fan, you aren't used to being on top. If you are a Yankees fan, you aren't used to being anything but on top, at least April-September.

The funny, and incorrect, thing about this is the idea that the Red Sox are now definitively superior to the Yankees in every facet. While the Red Sox are doing a lot of things right, and were certainly the better team in 2007, they don't have any sort of advantage in 2008. Not in the least. Not yet anyway.

So let's forget the idea that the Yankees are some sort of AL East underdog next season, and need to do something big this off-season in order to change this. After everything that happened this past season, primarily the Yankees 21-29 injury-induced start and the Red Sox blistering April/May, the Red Sox won the division by two games. Two. Actually, forget everything that happened. The Red Sox were better than the Yankees by two games, 96 wins to 94. That's all you need to know.

That isn't a lot. And, considering that if the season started today, both teams would enter next season with similar rosters to their '07 squads, I don't think you could classify the Red Sox as AL East favorites. I don't think you could classify the Yankees as such either. But the point is they are probably on about even ground, regardless of what the talking heads on TV might want you to believe.

The reason I mention this is for one reason and one reason alone: Johan Santana. I'm not sure what is going on in the Boston media, but in both the New York and national media, there seems to be this notion out there that, "The Yankees need to get Johan Santana, even though it will cost them key prospects, to keep up with Josh Beckett and the Red Sox." While I agree the Yankees ultimately need a Josh Beckett level, #1, strikeout machine starter to win big games, I don't think it needs to be Johan Santana, and I definitely don't think it needs to be this year. Not at the price the Twins are asking now.

Sure, Santana is the best pitcher in the game. But his numbers have gotten worse in each of the last four seasons, and he posted a 5.05 ERA after that 17 strikeout game this year, struggling that scouts said to be a product of a reluctance to throw his slider. Yes, the slider, the most stressful pitch on a pitcher's arm in baseball. Uh oh? Maybe, maybe not. But any sort of uh oh matters when you are talking about the type of prospect package it is going to take to get him.

But I don't want to argue about weather or not Johan Santana is healthy or not, and how this will impact the Yankees if they get him. He's obviously good when healthy, that's all we need to know. But he just doesn't make sense for the Yankees. They can make the playoffs with the team they have, especially if Pettitte comes back, which I expect. They can also win the AL East. Santana doesn't mean much in that regard.

Where Johan Santana would really come into play for the Yankees is in October (if he works out, which is always an if no matter how good when you have a pitcher with this much mileage on his arm changing cities). But in order to get this potential October presence, they would have to give another potential one up, one that is eight years younger. Forget the rest of the package (which would be big), I don't see how the Yankees don't have to give up Phil Hughes in a deal. I'm out on this.

Some people suddenly seem very okay with this idea. This bothers me to no end. This is Phil Hughes. Remember, Phil Hughes? The #1 pitching prospect in baseball entering 2007. The kid who no-hit the Rangers through 6.1 innings, making people look silly. The kid who went 3-0 with a 2.73 ERA in September, you know, during a playoff race. The kid who gave us the shutout pitching performance, in an elimination game, that gave us our only playoff win.

Anybody besides me remember him? What, one injury and a little bit of time to get back in the groove, where he admittedly pitched poorly, and we are ready to toss him in a deal for Santana? Not me.

Hughes is still special. So is Joba. So is Kennedy, albeit perhaps not on their level right now. Still, out of this group, is it outlandish to think one of them will become an ace? Is it maybe even likely? Yes. Could even be two. If we are lucky, it will be three.

With that in mind, why do the Yankees need Johan Santana? How does trading away at least one of these arms, and eight years of mileage, along with other valuable pieces help the Yankees? How does not getting him hurt them?

Well, to bring our other blog team back in, the only way it hurts them is if Boston gets him. Then the Yankees are screwed for 2-3 more years, at least, and you can discard this post.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Just Another Notch

Here's another oversized comment on the last post, courtesy of the GM.

Really, when it comes down to it, this is just another example of April O'Neil being unable to just shut the hell up and do his job. It's not that much different from all the other asinine stunts he's pulled in the last decade or so.

I agree with Bandi by saying that these incentives are borderline-disrespectful to the legends of baseball. If I got my act together and wrote a post about this (I did it!), I'd tag it as a Wedding Crashers reference: Willie Mays, Babe Ruth, Hank Aaron, and Barry Bonds are just four more notches in the ol' belt for April.

I also don't buy this "he deserves part of the cut" thing. Wouldn't he be compensated for this "additional revenue generation" by, you know, getting paid $275 million? Maybe he's Superman and he will still be hitting .300/50/130 when he's 40-42 years old, but chances are he won't be worth $27.5 million in any of those three years. The "additional home run revenue" would offset his inevitable decline in production.

Honestly, I hope a journeyman hothead pitcher making less than $6 million a year gives up #661, April's first $6-million home run. Then, in April's next at-bat, the pitcher tries to end his career.

These incentives ought to rub the Yankees the wrong way (for reasons already discussed). Maybe they do but they just didn't have the fortitude to do anything about it. These incentives should rub Baseball Hall of Famers the wrong way, as A-Rod is just using their accomplishments to make his already-insane contract even more insane. It's been said that other players already resent the guy because with his last contract, he made SO MUCH MORE than everyone else. Now he can make more than the major league average with one swing of the bat. So you better believe it, it ought to rub them the wrong way.

By writing this at work, I am taking a break from editing the first threat matrix GraVoc has ever produced. I'm the dude who wrote both the first threat matrix and the first social engineering project for this firm. Does this mean I deserve kickback for the "additional revenue" that GraVoc makes from providing social engineering projects or threat matrices? No. Making those two things are just my job, and I just shut up and do it. Similarly, it's A-Rod's job to hit, and specifically hit home runs. If the Yankees end up making more money because one home run is more special than other ones, so be it.

But at the same time, I have spent the last 15 minutes writing this instead of working, and I'm still getting paid for it. I've done nothing good for the company. You know. Just like A-Rod in October.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

A-Rod Incentives Detrimental

It is being widely reported that the Yankees and Alex Rodriguez are close to finalizing a deal. 10 years, $275 million. Who cares, we've known that for weeks.

But of course, nothing ever happens with A-Rod that isn't in some way newsworthy. Nothing ever just happens where people read the bottom line and say, "Ok, that happened", and move on. For example, had the contract been nice and simple, like Posada, Rivera, or anybody else in the history of baseball, this would have been the case. A number of years and an amount of money is established. It's reported. Everyone moves on.

In classic A-Rod fashion, this is not the case with his contract. There are incentives, allegedly five of them for $6 million each when he reaches the homerun milestones of Mays, Ruth, Aaron, and Bonds, as well as one for passing Bonds.

Ridiculous.

Absurd.

Bad idea.

I understand revenues are up. Way up. I understand the revenue A-Rod is going to generate with his homerun chase. But isn't this about winning baseball games?

A-Rod isn't totally to blame here. The Yankees put it in the contract, and nobody forced them to (forced, like Boras "forced" A-Rod to opt out). They are real men, they can take the blame for this too.

This is why this is so bad.
1. It puts an emphasis on A-Rod and his numbers. There should be an emphasis on A-Rod winning the World Series. I'd much rather see a $100 million bonus for A-Rod getting a ring.
2. Breaking the record should be enough of a reward. People shouldn't get paid to break records or reach milestones. They should get paid to win.
3. It's a circus. The structuring that is. $6 million every time he reaches a milestone. Catching Mays, Ruth, and Aaron are all worth money? Why not throw everyone else on the list in, retroactive to his first homerun? Just silly. Give him something for actually breaking a record, if anything. Not for tying 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place.
4. The Yankees have guaranteed 5 one month slumps for their third baseman (in additon, as DV pointed out, to the 10 playoff slumps they have coming, guaranteed). Anyone catch this guy in any sort of pressure situation? Anyone pay attention during any of his Octobers recently? Anyone happen to tune in to his chase for 500, which took about a year? He TIGHTENS UP, and he can't help it. Great. I hope he's one away from Mays when the Yankees and Red Sox are in a divisional race in September. That will go well for the Yankees. We have enough trouble trying to get him to put the ball in play in big spots. Now he'll be swinging for the fences. Awesome.
5. A-Ring-Less is, well, A-Ring-Less. He gets paid a lot of money as it is. A lot of people resent this. I don't necessarily care about all of them. But I do care about his teammates. Maybe they do care about $27.5 million, maybe they don't. But they can't really say anything about that. What they can care about, however, is getting $6 million, for one swing, 5 times over. How is Johnny Fourth Outfielder, the kind of guy the Yankees used to win with, suppossed to feel about the five separate $6 million interruptions the Yankees are going to experience when he is trying to win baseball games for $420,000 per year? And Johnny Fourth Outfielder actually cares. And he knows A-Rod doesn't. Sad.

This is, just like everything else with A-Rod, going to be a distraction. The focus is on everything, anything, but winning a baseball game. That is why he is, and always will be, A-Ring-Less. Have fun with your extra $30 million circus. You're the best player to never win the big one. Go Twins.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Alan Horne, The Big Four?

This is why I love this time of the baseball year so much. Endless prospect information. With trade rumors abound, roster conversation seemingly endless, and no actual baseball games, you get incredible prospect stuff pretty much non-stop. I'm the type that follows it all year anyway, but during the off-season everyone is involved, and I love it. I also love that the New York Baseball Yankees are an active participant in these talks again. You know, because they actually have prospects. What a concept.

So who's the thing? Joba Chamberlain? Phil Hughes? Ian Kennedy? Jose Tabata? Jesus Montero? Austin Jackson? Brett Gardner? Dellin Betances? All impressive. All exciting. But no.

The man of the hour in the Yankees' prospect off-season is Alan Horne. I'll admit, I wasn't a lover. I wasn't a hater. But I wasn't a lover. And I'm furious with myself over it. The numbers were there. I read a bunch of scouts. I knew. But I didn't believe. I said they have Phil, they have Joba, they have IPK. There is no way there is another one in the same year. Much like non-Yankees fans, including many on this site, thought there was no way there was a Joba (much less IPK), after the way we heralded Phil Hughes, I thought there was no way there was an Alan Horne.

But there is. And we all better get used to it. John Manuel of Baseball America recently said on a radio show that he talked to a scout that said Horne's stuff "rated a tad below Joba's." Another said he "has four plus pitches". Let me be the first to point out the obvious. Scouts from other teams don't give reports like this unless they are true. The last thing they want to do is hype a guy they might want to trade for. If possible, they would prefer to do the opposite. But sometimes they just call a spade a spade. Go back and look at my post about Joba circa the All-Star Break, when nobody knew who he was. One scout said, "He might be better than Hughes." Nobody, including myself, was totally on board with that. Now? At worst they are on even ground.

Hearing what I've heard recently, and reading what I've read recently, I'm elevating Horne to untouchable status. I'm making up for my lack of loving this summer, when everything said I should have been loving. 2-seamer 91-92, plus. 4-seamer, 93-95, touching 97, plus. Curveball 76-78, as high as 80, plus. Slider 86-87, high as 90, can be plus. Changeup 81-82, work in progress, but can be tough on lefties when he has it going. Lead the Eastern League in ERA. Lead the Eastern League in strikeouts. Eastern League Pitcher of the Year. Untouchable on the trade market.

When I say untouchable (this is mostly for Bandi) take it with a grain of salt. If the Twins called up tomorrow and said "Santana for Horne strait up", obviously I'm doing that. But the Twins won't do that, not even close. They'll want Horne, along with Cano and Kennedy. That makes no sense for the Yankees, especailly considering where Horne is now.

Alan Horne's rise is why I am further advocating a no-trade off-season for the Yankees, unless they can move A-Rod for Casey Fossum (just kidding Bronx). There are very few trades the Yankees could make where I think they would actually improve, even in the present. They have too much quality, and too much depth. Marquez, Clippard, and DeSalvo for an 8th inning guy? Sure. But none of the Big Four. Horne is going to be in the Bronx this year. And if he brings stuff "a tad below Joba", we are going to have a lot of fun.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

I Can't Believe My I's

They've written that this country has been waiting for the LA Angels of Anaheim to finally make a big move, but it's never happened. I guess last night, it happened. Kinda.

Torii Hunter? For five years? Torii Hunter for ninety million dollars? Oh my goodness gracious. Maybe it's the East Coast Bias, but I didn't know that Torii Hunter deserved to be one of the TOP FIVE PAID PLAYERS IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES? According to Baseball-Reference.com, only April O'Neil, Jason Giambi, and Derek Jeter made more than $18 million in 2007 (Manny's getting deferred payments until about 2030). And the Angels are giving Torii Hunter $18 million five years from now when he's 37 years old? Suddenly, I feel better about Nancy Drew.

Is Torii Hunter a good baseball player? Sure. Is he better than average. Yes. Is he elite? Should he be one of the top five paid players in baseball? Is the difference between him and Gary Matthews, Jr. or Reggie Willits going to be the difference between the Angels getting swept in the first round and winning the World Series? No. No. No. What on earth was Angels GM Tony Reagins thinking?

First, let's look at the numbers. Hunter, a 2-time All-Star, has never hit .300. He has exactly two seasons above 100 RBI (102 in 2003, 107 this year). His career on-base percentage (.324) is lower than Coco Crisp's on-base percentage this year. He averages 25 home runs per season, but 25 home runs is not worthy of $90 million. Plus, there's no untapped potential here: At age 32, he's not getting any better. Imagine how he's going to be protecting an aging Vlad Guerrero in 2012 at age 37. And he'll still be making $18 million that year.

Plus, the Angels will have to find a way to get rid of Matthews. It's not good practice to be paying $10 million for a juicer who's sitting on the bench or platooning. Of course, it's not good practice to have one of your guys suspended at the beginning of next year, which is somewhat likely. But apparently the Angels' plan is to use Matthews, Anderson, and Vlad in a rotation, with Anderson and Guerrero switching between the outfield and DH and Matthews playing the outfield almost every day. Between those three guys, that's a lot of money for platoon players.

Plus, Reggie Willits is a fine fourth outfielder. He's got no power, but he gets hits, gets on base, and steals bases. Now he's going to be a fine fifth outfielder.

As it was a late-breaking story, there's not much reaction in Los Angeles yet. I'm looking forward to seeing what they're going to say out there.

"We look at things that make sense," Reagins was quoted as saying here. If this move "makes sense," Reagins must be delusional.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Austin Jackson, the next Joba?

Pete Abraham just reported on his blog that Austin Jackson was rated by Baseball America as the #2 prospect in the Hawaii Fall League. Last BA #2 prospect in Hawaii? Joba Chamberlain last year.

Brett Gardner has special tools in the outfield and in the leadoff spot. Jose Tabata seems to have endless potential. But Austin Jackson is really showing people some things right now in terms of results, and is forcing everyone to view him not only as the Yankees' most ready outfield prospect, but probably their most ready prospect period. Don't be suprised to see him in New York this year if needed/necessary.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Your Marketing Techniques Suck

It's 10:03 on November 20, which means we're a mere 57 minutes away from this autumn's premier event. Any idea what it is? Would you have remembered if you didn't read this blog? I wouldn't have remembered if my dad weren't watching the channel.

That, of course, would be Frank TV, starring Frank Caliendo, on TBS. Nobody reading this blog requires any kind of reminder of what Frank TV is, because they watched either 1) a Division Series game or 2) a National League Championship Series game or 3) many of both. There are only two things marketed harder than Frank TV during this year's playoffs, but we already knew the things that were being marketed:

We already know that this is our country and we already know how many Octobers there are.

From the commercials, we knew that some time a long time from now, a show called Frank TV would be premiering on TBS. We knew it was going to be Frank Caliendo doing funny and, most of all, extremely accurate impersonations of famous people, including John Madden, George W. Bush, Al Pacino, and Robert De Niro. But tonight's the night, and nobody remembered.

I would venture to guess that any Family Guy rerun on TBS will get at least half of the ratings share as Frank TV, and that's for two reasons: There was nothing memorable about the date, and the date was too far away. The Red Sox are now three weeks removed from their World Championship (insert Yankees joke here), and that means we're at least five weeks removed from the end of the NLCS and the last playoff advertisement for Frank TV. TBS probably ate Edgar Renteria money to put Frank TV advertisements during the Division Series and NLCS. There may have been more commercials aired than people actually watching the show.

The Lowell Market (I Told You So Edition)

Well, it looks like the Red Sox' offseason from here on in is going to be relatively tranquil, and that's relieving. On this blog I'm going to be able to write about other issues in baseball, including trades like yesterday's (Cabrera for Garland), Bonds, Mitchell, the crash of the Boras dynasty, and the possible market correction that might be underway.

Mike Lowell re-signed with Boston yesterday for 3 years/$37.5 million. Which is perfect. As they said way back in August maybe, Mr. Reliable remained Mr. Affordable. And here's why: There was no market for his services. People most likely pointed at exactly what I pointed at last week: Nobody wanted to gamble on a 37-year-old third baseman whose numbers would be severely deflated anywhere except for Philadelphia and Boston and whose woeful 2005 numbers raise a pretty big red flag.

For Philadelphia and Boston, specifically and exclusively, Mike Lowell has a reasonably high (like 3/$37.5) value. For everyone else in baseball, his value was more like 2/$20. So teams like the Yankees, reportedly offering 4/$60? As stupid as Bronxman thinks Brian Cashman and friends are, they're not that stupid, and neither is anyone else in baseball. Those offers reported by Boston TV stations were nothing but smoke and mirrors.

If they were, Mike Lowell would not have taken a lowball offer (in today's terms) or a three-year deal to stay in Boston.

The Red Sox got a bargain on this guy, assuming that his actual value to specifically Boston or Philadelphia is higher than what his value would be to the other 28 franchises. And seeing that Philadelphia wasn't interested in that kind of investment, the Red Sox were bidding against themselves. I joked to my buddy Johnny that they could have offered him 3 years at $24 million total and he wouldn't have found any better suitors. Of course, that would lead to a pissed-off third baseman--so they didn't do that.

And unlike last year's similar situation of bidding against themselves, they didn't bit any kind of inordinate amount. Last week, the Red Sox called the bluff of everyone else in baseball, stood their ground, and got a very productive (at least in 2007) third baseman for short years and reasonable money. Good for them.